Catching a fellow ex-military man in the wild can be as easy as spotting a camouflage-patterned needle in a civilian haystack. Here are 20 hilariously accurate ways to identify a brother-in-arms.
1. Perfect Posture
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Notice someone standing too straight, like they’re perpetually waiting for inspection? They probably spent years with a drill sergeant breathing down their neck.
2. The Buzz Cut
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That no-nonsense, barely-there haircut? It screams, “I don’t have time for your fancy hair gel.”
3. Excessive Acronyms
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If they communicate using more acronyms than actual words, you’ve found a fellow ex-military man. “I’m going to the PX before the CO’s ETA for the SOP.”
4. Tactical Backpacks
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They’re carrying a backpack with more pockets than they need, probably because it can survive a nuclear blast and still be functional.
5. Super Early Riser
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They’re wide awake at 0500 hours, having already completed a workout, breakfast, and a full day’s planning by the time you roll out of bed.
6. Precision Time Management
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Watch them arrive everywhere precisely 15 minutes early. They can’t help it; it’s ingrained in their DNA.
7. Over-Prepared
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They have a “go bag” ready for any situation, including a zombie apocalypse, complete with MREs and a multi-tool.
8. Love for Order
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Their sock drawer is more organized than your entire house. Color-coded, folded just right, and always ready for inspection.
9. The Thousand-Yard Stare
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They can look through you, past you, and into a distant memory of basic training or a deployment gone by.
10. Tactical Footwear
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They’re always wearing boots designed to withstand extreme conditions, even if they’re just at the grocery store.
11. Obsession with Fitness
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Spot a guy doing push-ups in an airport lounge? Yep, ex-military. They never miss a chance to stay in shape.
12. Camouflage Enthusiast
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If their casual attire includes camo patterns or their favorite color is “OD green,” you know they’re one of the tribe.
13. Impeccable Grooming
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Their beard (if they have one) is perfectly trimmed, and they keep their nails short and clean. Old habits die hard.
14. Tightly Wound
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They get visibly uncomfortable with loose ends, whether it’s an untucked shirt or an unplanned schedule.
15. Knife Aficionado
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They own more knives than your local cutlery store, each with a story and a specific use.
16. The Way They Eat
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They can finish a meal in under five minutes, a skill honed from years of eating in a hurry.
17. Direct Communication
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Their speech is blunt and to the point. No beating around the bush—unless it’s to establish a perimeter.
18. The Uniform Collection
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Their closet has more uniform items than civilian clothes, and they probably still own a pair of perfectly shined boots.
19. Detailed Oriented
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They’ll notice if something is out of place or if you’ve got a smudge on your shirt. Attention to detail was drilled into them.
20. Saluting Reflex
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If you see someone reflexively salute when they spot a senior citizen or someone in uniform, you’ve found a fellow vet.
Brotherly Bonds
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These tell-tale signs are more than quirks; they’re badges of honor. How many of these can you spot in your daily life?
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